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1 pagkamalas na bana on Sun Jun 14, 2009 12:57 am

marcus


Dear Wife:

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for seven years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favourite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in two minutes & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want *** or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone!

Signed,
Your EX-Husband
P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together!
Have a great life

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Dear Ex-Husband,

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true you & I have been married for seven years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping. Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the first thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when you cooked my favourite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me. So take care.

Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that's not a problem.

2 Re: pagkamalas na bana on Sat Nov 07, 2009 4:15 pm

nokie


hehehe...!!!

3 Re: pagkamalas na bana on Sat Nov 07, 2009 4:40 pm

sidewinder


hahah!! MALAS JUD! hahaha

4 Re: pagkamalas na bana on Wed Nov 25, 2009 7:54 am

josh


ataya oi.

5 Re: pagkamalas na bana on Wed Nov 25, 2009 8:30 am

izhula


wow..what a letter....

6 Re: pagkamalas na bana on Sat Dec 05, 2009 12:03 pm

Mr.Lee


 
 
towing2....

tagam...

7 Re: pagkamalas na bana Today at 10:07 am

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